ABOUT ME

This is Furmentations. The name made sense at the time.

Somewhere between my third Diet Sundrop and the moment Morgan decided the couch was his by divine right, it occurred to me that I should probably be writing this down.

I’m Kevin. Nicknamed Kep by my father. I’ve spent a lot of years being paid to have opinions about serious things. Turns out, the most serious thing in my life most days is whether Captain has decided to be a golden retriever or a throw pillow, and whether Morgan will acknowledge my existence before or after dinner.

It’s not political. It’s not urgent. Nobody’s democracy is at stake. It’s just the ongoing and humbling education of a man who thought he was getting dogs and instead got two tenured professors with better hair than him.